An actual question I got asked today

"CAR_IS_MI" (car-is-mi) 11/19/2014 at 23:46 • Filed to: None

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"So will the $70,000 one cost me more than the $40,000 one?"

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Joshua "Dr. Science" Gilbert > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:47

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bob and john > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:50

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EL_ULY > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:52

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no, of course not

Lol

BoulderZ > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:52

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I hope you were asked that at 4:59 PM and went straight to the bar, without answering.

Clown Shoe Pilot > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:52

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did you give them the look or use it as an opportunity to play "how dumb is this person, REALLY?"

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:53

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Nah, the $70K one is much less expensive by about $30K more.

shop-teacher > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:54

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So you just hit them in the head with a hammer, right?

scoob > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:56

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"No, it won't, but I'm afraid you will need to pay in Dogecoins that you will have to mine while simultaneously sitting on a unicycle free-falling upside down from outer space with an intoxicated Stig, and all of this will be sent back to me from a live feed of a webcam via Skype."

BrownMiataDieselWagon > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:56

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What? What was the context of this conversation?

CAR_IS_MI > BoulderZ 11/19/2014 at 23:57

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it was actually about 6pm... lol and sadly, no.

CAR_IS_MI > Clown Shoe Pilot 11/19/2014 at 23:57

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#2

CAR_IS_MI > shop-teacher 11/19/2014 at 23:59

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If only I had a hammer...

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > CAR_IS_MI 11/19/2014 at 23:59

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reminds me of this, except with adults

CAR_IS_MI > BrownMiataDieselWagon 11/20/2014 at 00:02

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I want to lower my monthly payment. Im upside down on my trade, the car I like has a $70,000 price tag.

CAR_IS_MI > Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man 11/20/2014 at 00:02

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I still make this joke everytime it presents itself.

E30Joe drives a Subaru > bob and john 11/20/2014 at 00:03

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This actually happened to me, in this exact car.

scoob > CAR_IS_MI 11/20/2014 at 00:06

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CAR_IS_MI 11/20/2014 at 00:51

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"Do you guys take cash?" is one I hear at least once a week.

CAR_IS_MI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2014 at 01:10

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Sorry, we only accept Kroners

shop-teacher > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 11/20/2014 at 07:20

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Nope! Only beaver pelts.